The LQP-79 virus is the result of the 79th attempt to formulate a Lysergic quinine protein for use in diametrical control of thought processes and the function of the mind. Based on the research of Alfred Rastapopoulos at Meropis University in Meropis, Greece. This truth is being covered up by the popular media due to the volatile nature of this information.
The LQP-79 virus manifests itself as a mental illness and does so rapidly in those with a pre-existing mental deficiency. As the leading specialist in diseases of the mind in the European Union, Dr. Rastapopoulos has been working on a cure for the developmental disorders and mental disabilities that have become a pandemic in most of North America. Studies show how many inhabitants suffer from a pronounced lack of information dissemination capabilities and fundamental inabilities to process illogical data sets.
The symptoms are rapid and the infection takes place at the point of contact. From then on, the understanding of the basic facts spirals downward and the victim descends into madness. Most cases involve certain death from self-inflicted acts of insanity including, but not limited to, cannibalism, nudity, and other zombie-like behavior. The media wants to stifle this information and has chosen the path of misinformation to hide the inevitable spread of this virus-induced mental disorder. If you have been infected by the LQP-79 mind virus, click here for video instructions. Not all victims of the LQP-79 virus are susceptible to cannibalistic attacks or have a taste for meat. A predisposition to aggressive mental disorders can alter the course of an LQP-79 virus infection, and each victim will have their own experiences.
A long sustained period of overheating and high fever is common in all LQP-79 virus victims in the 24-48 age range when the victim realizes the illness is taking hold. Paranoia, vomiting and nakedness are common first signs of LQP-79 virus infection and anyone with a fever should seek medical attention or plan to die. If you have a sudden urge to bite someone, they may have been infected with the LQP-79 virus and should quickly self-quarantine until authorities arrive.
If you can’t control your urges, you can supplement your hunger with that damn red meat from the grocery store for a short period of time.
Eating red meat is generally not healthy for you, but in the case of weight if the decision is in your state of mind and heart problems from eating red meat is less important. If red meat is out of the question or if you’re vegan, you may have a harder time curbing your meat cravings after an LQP-79 virus infection. You must make a decision quickly before you decide to eat humans.
The LQP-79 virus can be washed off most surfaces, such as countertops and bathroom floors, with bleach, alcohol, and Lysol in the can. Apply a generous amount of these or any household chemicals to all infected surfaces in your home, car, and office space to ensure you don’t spread this debilitating disorder. By keeping your home as clean as a hospital, you can often avoid the LQP-79 virus.
If someone is infected with the LQP-79 mental virus and decides to eat another person, they must act quickly to stop the spread of this deadly mental disorder and end the life of the cannibalistic eating fleas. Contrary to the myth of the internet and film adaptations, a human zombie cannot be trained or healed to a level of interaction with other humans anymore. The desire to consume humans will never leave you once you have it.
Avoid bars, restaurants, and public places where the LQP-79 virus may be present, and ignore Internet rumors about a hoax or pranks being played on the American people. The internet is the best disinformation tool in the world and you can believe anything you don’t read on the internet.